[luau] He fed the Anaconda to his giant pet Grub

[Joe Linux]

Joe Linux wrote:

> The Emperor of the lands sat in dismay an Ice Pack on his head instead 
> of the Red Hat of authority, so agitated was he by the situation in 
> his jungle land. It seems the Anaconda was running rampant through the 
> Kudzu, eating Bonobos left and right. He hired an Apache, whom he 
> heard would serve him well and whose partner was a Gnome of 
> questionable character. Coming ashore from the Nautilus, the hunters 
> were greeted by odd Ximians hanging from the Trees. Suddenly a large 
> Lizard appeared and rebuked them for trampling the Lycoris as they 
> carelessly walked about. Taken aback, the Gnome summoned his army of 
> Bogoimps to chase away the lizard. Observing this behavior was an Asp 
> who had been sunning himself on a Rock. Carefully avoiding the 
> Beehive, the Asp slithered nearer to the hunters to have a word with 
> them. As he was doing so the two sisters, Debian and SuSE, stepped out 
> from the jungle. They greeted the hunters and the Asp and said they 
> knew of some folks who could help them, they spoke of the old Kernel 
> and the Gimp and described their past conquests with great admiration. 
> The hunters were so impressed they hopped on a nearby Galeon and 
> headed for the island of Mozilla, named after a mighty beast who loved 
> to browse the Pine covered hills of his land. On getting there the 
> hunters explained the Emperor's plight to the Kernel and the Gimp who 
> quickly joined them. The Gimp's sole condition for joining the quest 
> was that he be able to bring his favorite Mutt, which no one objected 
> to. Once back in the land of the Emperor they were astonished that the 
> old Mutt seemed to find the Anaconda almost instantly. Alas, they were 
> mistaken, it was just a large Python. Becoming frustrated they 
> searched through the Glade and finally came upon the beast. The old 
> Kernel Bashed the snake in the head and the Gimp found a Vine to Bind 
> him. The bound him to an iptable with strong ipchains and brought him 
> before the Emperor. The Emperor was overjoyed to see this, the Root of 
> all his problems as being solved. He fed the Anaconda to his giant pet 
> Grub and they all lived happily ever after. 

...........until the day, one cold cold winter, nasties from Redmondland 
came with a army of sheister-knights to take out and destroy all the 
windows in the knigdom and replace them with plywood. It seems the name 
had been registered by Monopolosoft Creeperation and that no-one else 
would ever again have the right to use the name or anything the name 
represents which wasn't fabricated by Monopolosoft Creeperation. The 
descendents of Noah Webster were arrested for the crime of their great 
great great grandad, who dared include the forbidden name in a 
dictionary more than a hundred years earlier......... The saddened 
people froze during that long hard winter until........

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