[luau] He fed the Anaconda to his giant pet Grub

[Joe Linux]

The Emperor of the lands sat in dismay an Ice Pack on his head instead 
of the Red Hat of authority, so agitated was he by the situation in his 
jungle land. It seems the Anaconda was running rampant through the 
Kudzu, eating Bonobos left and right. He hired an Apache, whom he heard 
would serve him well and whose partner was a Gnome of questionable 
character. Coming ashore from the Nautilus, the hunters were greeted by 
odd Ximians hanging from the Trees. Suddenly a large Lizard appeared and 
rebuked them for trampling the Lycoris as they carelessly walked about. 
Taken aback, the Gnome summoned his army of Bogoimps to chase away the 
lizard. Observing this behavior was an Asp who had been sunning himself 
on a Rock. Carefully avoiding the Beehive, the Asp slithered nearer to 
the hunters to have a word with them. As he was doing so the two 
sisters, Debian and SuSE, stepped out from the jungle. They greeted the 
hunters and the Asp and said they knew of some folks who could help 
them, they spoke of the old Kernel and the Gimp and described their past 
conquests with great admiration. The hunters were so impressed they 
hopped on a nearby Galeon and headed for the island of Mozilla, named 
after a mighty beast who loved to browse the Pine covered hills of his 
land. On getting there the hunters explained the Emperor's plight to the 
Kernel and the Gimp who quickly joined them. The Gimp's sole condition 
for joining the quest was that he be able to bring his favorite Mutt, 
which no one objected to. Once back in the land of the Emperor they were 
astonished that the old Mutt seemed to find the Anaconda almost 
instantly. Alas, they were mistaken, it was just a large Python. 
Becoming frustrated they searched through the Glade and finally came 
upon the beast. The old Kernel Bashed the snake in the head and the Gimp 
found a Vine to Bind him. The bound him to an iptable with strong 
ipchains and brought him before the Emperor. The Emperor was overjoyed 
to see this, the Root of all his problems as being solved. He fed the 
Anaconda to his giant pet Grub and they all lived happily ever after.

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