[luau] funny techie way of thinking.....
Jeff Mings
jeffm at lava.net
Wed Apr 24 11:11:55 PDT 2002
Hmmm..... This must be the female corollary to the girlfriend 2.0 joke
that was circulating a while back.
-Jeff
Elizabeth Long wrote:
>Subject: Fw: Boyfriend 5.0
>
>Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
>a
>slowdown in the performance of flower and jewelry - applications
>that
>had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
>such
>as Romance 9.9 and installed undesirable programs such as NFL
>5.0 and
>NBA 3.0.
>
>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
>crashes
>the system.
>
>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
>no avail.
>
>What can I do?
>Desperate
>
>
>
>
>Dear Desperate:
>
>First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
>
>while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
>Install Tears 6.2 and enter the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
>ME.
>Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty
>3.0
>and Flowers 7.0.
>
>But, remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
>
>Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
>
>Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV
>
>files.
>
>DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
>program.
>These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
>
>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
>a limited
>memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
>
>You might consider buying additional software to improve performance.
>I
>personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>
>Good luck,
>Techie
>
>
>
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