Melbourne man patents "circular transportation facilitation device"

[Warren Togami]

http://www.theage.com.au/news/state/2001/07/02/FFX0ADFPLOC.html
"Freelance patent lawyer John Keogh was issued with an Innovation Patent for
a "circular transportation facilitation device" within days of the new
patent system being invoked in May.
But he has no immediate plans to patent fire, crop rotation or other
fundamental advances in civilisation."