"Everything that I've learned about computers at MIT I have boiled down into three principles: 

Unix: You think it won't work, but if you find the right wizard, he can make it work. 
Macintosh: You think it will work, but it won't. 
PC/Windows: You think it won't work, and it won't."

So I asked my accountant, do I get an agriculture 
exemption for my server farm?