[luau] Satire: CLOSED DISINFORMATION AGENCY CAN'T CONVINCE STAFF IT'S CLOSED

[Warren Togami]

http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/osi.shtml
CLOSED DISINFORMATION AGENCY
CAN'T CONVINCE STAFF IT'S CLOSED
"Right, Sure, We're 'Closed,' Gotcha," Say Winking Employees
Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) - Following Tuesday's announcement that
the Pentagon had closed the controversial Office of Strategic Influence,
which allegedly was created to spread false information abroad, the agency
said it has been unable to convince OSI employees to stop reporting for
work.

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