[OT]:Forward: The Way America Works

[Julio]

 The way America works today.
>
> Let's see if I understand how America works lately .  If a woman burns her
> thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in herlap  while driving, she
blames
> the restaurant.  If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock
'n'
> roll musicor  musician he liked.  If you smoke three packs a day for 40
years
> and die of lung cancer,your  family blames the tobacco company.  If your
> daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the  school for
poor
> sex education.  If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
> drunk, youblame  the bartender.  If your cousin gets AIDS because the
needle
> he used to shoot up with  heroin was dirty, you blame the government for
not
> providing cleanones.  If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you
> blame television.  If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
the
> gun  manufacturer.  And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries
> to kill the  pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him  instead,
the
> mother of the deceased blames the airline.  I must have lived too long to
> understand the world as it is anymore. So  if I die while my old, wrinkled
> rear end is parked in front of this  computer, I want you to blame Bill
> Gates, OK?

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